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Aug. 11th, 2008 @ 10:14 pm Twitter
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Aug. 8th, 2008 @ 02:07 pm twitter

My username is turtleturtlejen

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Jul. 6th, 2008 @ 01:54 am Intellius
ntelius
OK so backstory:
So Yeah, that's that. Any Advice? I personally am amused and appalled.
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Jun. 18th, 2008 @ 01:08 pm Marc's Birthday Cake
My first attempt at fondant and actually decorating in general, for my husband's 26th birthday party. Its chocolate rice krispy treats with ande's mints melted in, molded and covered in fondant.
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Feb. 26th, 2008 @ 01:24 am (no subject)
Sun Sign: Pisces
Sun 10° Pisces 40'
Pisces Horoscope
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Moon Sign: Libra
Moon 13° Libra 49'
Libra Horoscope
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Rising Sign: Gemini
Ascendant 24° Gemini 45'
Gemini Horoscope
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Nov. 19th, 2007 @ 06:50 pm (no subject)
Free IQ Test Score
Free-IQTest.net - Free IQ Test
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Oct. 10th, 2007 @ 02:43 pm (no subject)
table style="width: 320px; border: 1px solid gray; font: normal 12px arial, verdana, sans-serif; background-color: white;"><tr></tr><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; COLOR: black; PADDING-TOP: 5px" colspan="2"> </td> What Kind of Reader Are You?
Your Result: Obsessive-Compulsive Bookworm

You're probably in the final stages of a Ph.D. or otherwise finding a way to make your living out of reading. You are one of the literati. Other people's grammatical mistakes make you insane.

<tr></tr><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; COLOR: black; PADDING-TOP: 3px"> </td> Dedicated Reader<td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; PADDING-TOP: 3px"> </td> 
<tr></tr><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; COLOR: black; PADDING-TOP: 3px"> </td> Literate Good Citizen<td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; PADDING-TOP: 3px"> </td> 
<tr></tr><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; COLOR: black; PADDING-TOP: 3px"> </td> Book Snob<td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; PADDING-TOP: 3px"> </td> 
<tr></tr><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; COLOR: black; PADDING-TOP: 3px"> </td> Non-Reader<td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; PADDING-TOP: 3px"> </td> 
<tr></tr><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; COLOR: black; PADDING-TOP: 3px"> </td> Fad Reader<td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; PADDING-TOP: 3px"> </td> 
<tr></tr><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 8px; PADDING-LEFT: 8px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 8px; PADDING-TOP: 8px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" colspan="2"> </td> What Kind of Reader Are You?
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Oct. 5th, 2007 @ 11:06 am 50 Q Meme



1. Who were you with Friday night?
I was with Marc,  Tommy and Jen

2. What woke you up this morning?
Probably the need to pee. Im a many waker. I wake up, roll over go back to sleep, repeat.

3. Where are you?
In our bedroom

4. Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
I hope so, Marc has the weekend off, and Im working the Stalker
5. Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
My Husband.

6. When is the last time you cried?
a few days ago.

7. What were you doing at 10 last night?
Driving back from Bolivar

10. What were you doing at midnight?
Reading.

12. Ever thrown up from a roller coaster or an amusement park?
No.

13. What's on your mind RIGHT NOW?
Everything.

15. Where would you like to live?
It really depends on my mood that day.

16. What kind of home would you like?
a nice home with lots of space, or that at least feels like it has alot of space.

17. What do you want to be when you grow up?
A teacher? A Linguist?

18. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Hopefully with a roof over my head and an income that puts food on the table. I'll manage after that.

20. Who is your number one on myspace?
My Sister I think.
22. What is the longest you have gone without checking your myspace?
a few weeks.

23. Who was the last person that left you a comment?
My mom probabaly

24. Are you friends with this person?
Yep

25. How often do you log in to myspace?
whenever I feel like it.

26. What do you like to do in the car?
drive

27. Do you like candy necklaces?
I like the idea, but the candy is never quality.

28. When was the last time you fell over or ran into something?
Daily.

29. Do you listen to music every day?
Of course.

31. What was the last thing you ate?
Im eating ice at the moment, thats all Ive had so far today.
33. Is it the weekend?
Getting there, but when you're unemployed it all bleeds together.

34. What are you doing tonight?
Im not sure. Hopefully getting laid.
35. What's your favorite soda?
mmmm.... Im not sure, maybe Dr Pepper.

36. Ever moved?
Over a dozen times.

38. Favorite sport to watch?
Not a sports fan

39. What do you want right now?
to stop feeling so stressed that Im falling apart
40. Are you listening to music right now?
Yes, Green Day - Basket Case, at the moment


41. Do you like summer break or Christmas break better?
I'm not a student so I don't get a summer break anymore. :p

42. What was the last movie you watched?
all the way through? Thatd have to be The Condemned.
44. Best place to eat?
Depends on what youre in the mood for.

45. What time is it?
11:16 am
48. What song makes you cry?
Depends once again on my mood.

49. What song makes you happy?
See 48

50. What do you like to listen to before you go to bed?
My husband sleeping.

52. What does your CD player have in it right now?
I don't have a 'CD player'.

53. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
I have no idea, prolly a blue for the sense of universal Irony. (I'm blue color blind)

54. What makes you happy?
My Husband.

55. What color is your ipod/mp3/cd player?
My Zen is white and red.

56. What is your car's name?
"The Car"

58. What is your favorite state?
Arizona

59. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?
Thats a tough question, Id like to go to MANY places.

60. What is the farthest from home you have ever been?
a few thousand miles.

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Oct. 5th, 2007 @ 10:35 am Book Meme
 Book meme
These are the top 106 books most often marked as "unread" by LibraryThing's users (as of today). As usual, bold what you have read, italicize those you started but couldn't finish, and strike through what you couldn't stand. Add an asterisk to those you've read more than once. Underline those on your to-read list.

Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell
Anna Karenina
Crime and Punishment
Catch-22
One Hundred Years of Solitude
Wuthering Heights
The Silmarillion
Life of Pi : a novel
The Name of the Rose
Don Quixote
Moby Dick
Ulysses
The Odyssey
Pride and Prejudice
Jane Eyre
A Tale of Two Cities
The Brothers Karamazov
Guns, Germs, and Steel: the fates of human societies
War and Peace
Vanity Fair
The Time Traveler's Wife
The Iliad
Emma
The Blind Assassin
The Kite Runner
Mrs. Dalloway
Great Expectations
American Gods*
Atlas Shrugged
Reading Lolita in Tehran : a memoir in books
Memoirs of a Geisha

Middlesex
Quicksilver*
Wicked : the life and times of the wicked witch of the West
The Canterbury Tales
The Historian : a novel
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
Love in the Time of Cholera
Brave New World*
The Fountainhead
Foucault's Pendulum
Middlemarch
Frankenstein
The Count of Monte Cristo*
Dracula
A Clockwork Orange
Anansi Boys*
The Once and Future King
The Grapes of Wrath
The Poisonwood Bible : a novel
1984*
Angels & Demons*
The Inferno
The Satanic Verses
Sense and Sensibility*
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Mansfield Park
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
To the Lighthouse
Tess of the D'Urbervilles
Oliver Twist
Gulliver's Travels
Les Misérables
The Corrections
The Amazing adventures of Kavalier and Clay
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time
Dune
The Prince
The Sound and the Fury
Angela's Ashes : A Memoir
The God of Small Things
A People's History of the United States : 1492-present
Cryptonomicon*
Neverwhere*
A Confederacy of Dunces
A Short History of Nearly Everything
Dubliners

The Unbearable Lightness of Being
Beloved
Slaughterhouse-Five
The Scarlet Letter
Eats, Shoots & Leaves
The Mists of Avalon
Oryx and Crake : a novel
Collapse : How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
Cloud Atlas
The Confusion
Lolita
Persuasion
Northanger Abbey
The Catcher in the Rye
On the Road
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Freakonomics : a Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance : an Inquiry into Values
The Aeneid
Watership Down
Gravity's Rainbow
The Hobbit*
White Teeth
Treasure Island
David Copperfield

The Three Musketeers
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Sep. 27th, 2007 @ 11:57 pm This amused the hell out of me.

Your Textbooks Rewritten As Erotic Novels

Posted March 02, 2007


AMERICAN HISTORY:
In 1864, General Sherman marched to the sea, his rifle throbbing and erect. His man-sweat smelling of gunpowder and lust, he penetrated the South… deeper… deeper still. “Scorch my earth,” moaned the South. Sherman’s loins quivered as he killed field after field of luscious, moist livestock, his body shaking with the unspeakable pleasure of destroying the civilian infrastructure.


STATISTICS: That night, Brandon went down on Juliette N times. He let NH be the number of times she climaxed, realizing that he could, for any N, consider the ratio NH/N. As N grew larger and larger, faster and faster, Brandon was able to "define" the probability Pr(H) as Juliette’s sexual “limit.” As N approached infinity in the equation Pr(H) = limN --> ∞ (NH/N), Juliette's loins melted into his like the wax of a century-lost love candle.


BIOLOGY: Slowly, Charles began to engage in the wild, passionate dance of digestion. He placed the burger in his mouth, masticating, masticating, faster now, his teeth tearing and crushing, his stomach churning with waves of pleasure. Various chemicals (acid, bile, enzymes and water) caressed the complex molecules, their firm yet tender touch reducing them to simple structures blind with desire. His nutrients moaned, submissive slaves to osmosis. Finally, in a volcanic release that shook his naked body, Charles defecated.


PHILOSOPHY: Nietzsche thrusted deeper and deeper between the supple legs of Simone de Beauvoir, yelling “Who’s your ubermensch?” Simone lost herself in the heavenly unison of their eager bodies, moaning “Oh, God… oh, God!” as, despite her post-feminist ideology, she made herself flesh under the dominance of the Other’s gaze. “God is DEAD!” screamed Nietzsche, his fingernails digging into her existentialist buttocks as they reached the disillusioning and wholly temporary ecstasy of orgasm. Nietzsche rolled over and lit up a cigarette. “Thus poked Zarathustra,” he said.

 
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